unclean

A sick, disgusting person.

He is such an unclean

by anonymous March 12, 2003

uncessed

To be more than obsessed.

"Look at that guy, he's uncessed with booze"

by Nitchie May 30, 2006

uncanblobben

a large veined dick that turns purple since the condom is too small from constriction.

Eww look its an uncanblobben!!

by uncanblobben August 16, 2008

uncouthless

showing couth. showing good manners or being smooth. It's a double-negative, therefore it is a positive. Opposite of uncouthful. Synonym of couthful.

Everyone thought he was being smooth.
"That was very uncouthless, bro."

by Broseph352 February 12, 2009

uncreeping

The act or actions involving going through old content on someones' myspace/facebook/etc. (such as an ex, boss, etc.) to delete old messages, comments, and other things that you know longer want public due to withstanding situations.

After I broke up with my girlfriend, I had some 'uncreeping' to do to all my mushy comments from herspace.

by cheftc May 16, 2009

Uncle Napkin

When your niece is sitting next to you at McDonald's and she wipes the ketchup from her face onto your sleeve.

"I thought Alexandra was showing some affection for her good 'ol Uncle Mike but she just needed an Uncle Napkin."

by KingOfKensington February 5, 2010

Uncle Klauss

the sexual act of a male defecating in a fine leather shoe, and persuading someone to wear the shoe while he masturbates.

"My boyfriend gave me an Uncle Klauss last night, and my foot still smells!

by footbandit69 February 11, 2010