Turn off the power of large segments of the country

You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...

Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2025

Z-Turn

A transliteration from Chinese buzzword 折腾 (zhe teng), which means "to be tormented by restless turning left and turning right and turning left and turning right", "to be tormented by going back and forth", or figuratively, "to be tormented by toing and froing", "to piss people around".

Don't Z-turn! Let's keep it simple!

by More New Words August 26, 2022

quarter turn

when a brass player in a marching band drops their mouth piece and another marcher that witnesses this says "quarter turn"

*Marches set*
*does aggressive visual*

*mouthpiece falls off*
"Fuck"
*Woodwind marcher*

"quarter turn hehe"

*me mumbling*
"u fuking kike"

by butstilltho October 29, 2017

Derma turn

When your teachers tits are huge

Damnnnn she got some big ass derma turns

by Urbandoctionary123 December 2, 2018

The way I turned it on

Pre-emptive programming? This isn't a thing I'm actively doing it's a think I did 10 years ago...

Hym "So I can't turn it off the way I turned it on. Right? I can't do Post-Hoc Pre-Emptive programming. That would be paradoxical! It's ridiculous. Why would I make it in such a way that would allow me to turn it off without me receiving the thing for which I'm turning it on? I can't. It doesn't. If you can't and you need me to do it, then I need the thing I'm saying I need."

by Hym Iam October 26, 2025

A dark turn

When the reciving side of the anal intercourse is enthusiastic, while the other is less so, as he inserts himself his dick goes slightly soft bends at an awkward angle.

Went to Jenny's yesterday, boy that took A dark turn.

by Al3xander64 March 29, 2015

Chiseled turn

When someone makes dumb slow mistakes

James made a chiseled turn playing a game he’s such a loser.

by Red Ben Clemson March 26, 2025