Maryland Anal Tugger

A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)

Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

devon ray tuggle

Having a big cock

Look at how big his weiner is, that must be Devon Ray Tuggle

by dad_123 October 31, 2017

Portuguese nut tugger

When a midget stretches your balls while having close pins on your nose and shaft

Me and wee man did a Portuguese nut tugger filming jackass 69

by NUT TUGGER July 28, 2018

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020

tugged

The level of alcoholic intoxication that lies between tipsy and drunk. In this state, one has the ability to maintain control of themselves, but are still able to have great fun. You can tell that somebody is tugged if they are talking more than usual, maybe slurring some words, and have slight trouble walking in a straight line.

-Originally coined by the great Tim L, with Tim K as his witness

Tim K - Hey man hows it goin
Tim L - Good, you know, but I've only had like 7 natty ice's so I'm not that drunk. I am solidly tugged though, so tonights goin pretty good.
Tim K - cool man, I do like to get completely trashed most of the time, but its always nice just to chill with a good tug every once in a while.

by TimK and TimL December 9, 2008

tugged

The level of alcoholic intoxication that lies between tipsy and drunk. In this state, one has the ability to maintain control of themselves, but are still able to have great fun. You can tell that somebody is tugged if they are talking more than usual, maybe slurring some words, and have slight trouble walking in a straight line.

-Originally coined by the great Tim, with the other Tim as his witness

Tim # 1 - Hey man hows it goin
Tim # 2 - Good, you know, but I've only had like 7 natty ice's so I'm not that drunk. I am solidly tugged though, so tonights goin pretty good.
Tim # 1 - cool man, I do like to get completely trashed most of the time, but its always nice just to chill with a good tug every once in a while.

by 2 Tims December 12, 2008

Egyptian Tugboat

When two men do a standing 69 in a swimming pool while wearing sheepskin condoms.

Hey, look at Eric and Keith doing a standing 69 over there in that swimming pool! If I didn't know any better I would say they were engaged in an Egyptian Tugboat... Oh wait, is that... Yep! There are the sheepskin condoms - definitely an Egyptian Tugboat in progress.

by Hat Garrett November 11, 2010