Standford brown mug

When your significant other makes you coffee infused with their scat and makes you drink it when you’re bedridden

1: I was bedridden last week and my wife made me a Standford brown mug
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee

2: I would kill her ass

by GeekMan420 February 20, 2024

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

This is a mug.

Well, it's a mug... what did you expect? Gum?

"you like my 'This is a mug.' mug?"
"HELL YEAH I DO!"

by im_nxt_russian January 15, 2022

being a mug

being a mug where “mug” is the main word.
being a mug: essentially means cock blocking on a non sexual level.

when someone’s friend or your girls friend is talking to the girl you like. This is turn makes it to wear you can’t talk to your girl.
cock block mug from another definition started this for some context I don’t want it to be a inside joke it needs to be gentrified.

-“i can’t even talk to her bro” then look at your friend “she’s being a mug bro a mug”
- i swear bro she’s such being such a mug”

by oscap73 December 12, 2024

Mug

1 -This thing in my hand.
2 -YOU CAN'T STEAL MY MUG!

1- "This is a great urban dictionary mug."
2- "I'm mugging you of that mug!
1- "NOOOOO!"

by Farlanders of Another Land March 9, 2023

Mug

"Mug" is a word used in the gay community, mostly inside the drag queens world. It means literally "face". It's often used with painted: "painted mug", it means your make up is fierce.

Mama, your mug is sickening!

by sexysandro May 1, 2025

Mugs

Good bloke, $exy, funny asf

Funk that Mugs blokes a good fella

by Lmuggleton0 October 27, 2021