Yes. Energy. Shit, Bill Hicks says "We are the universe experiencing itself" and stoners think it's the most profound shit anyone has ever said. All the Tool loving dorks nut in their own pants. But I say that "you" are the current of energy that rolls across your skull-steak as you think rather than the meat and it's preposterous somehow.
Hym "No, hey, don't say 'energy' like that I know it's vague I haven't fleshed it out yet. You sound like Matt... And not your Matt the other Matt... But yes. Energy. You (LIKE the universe but not AS the universe) are a 'potential guy' being actualized by way of biological mechanism and sensory data... Over time... Or something... I'll get there. This is a thing! I'm sure of it. Your being is comprised of the potential reality that comprises everything else. FOR EXAMPLE! Imagine the universe stops expanding. Time stops. Everything this frozen in space. You now have a finite sphere of spacetime-reality. The analogy the atheists always use is 'it's like bread raising in an oven'. Now go to the edge. Now go AN INCH out from the edge... What's there? What occupies the NOT-space that exists just outside of this finite sphere of spacetime? You could say 'Nothing' but can it even BE 'nothing?' It MUST be (at the very least) 'potential spacetime-reality.' Right? Because in whatever unit of time you would attribute to the universe expanding 1 inch it will (as a matter of absolute certainty) BECOME SPACETIME-REALITY as soon as you restart the expansion of the universe. So, yeah, ontologically real wellspring of potential reality that is actualizing itself. Is it intentional or does it just do that? I don't know. But it seems pretty reality-monstery to me."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
Get the Energymug. The unmistakable vibe someone gives off when they react with performative outrage to things that don’t concern them—often in spaces where they weren’t invited to weigh in.
by treuaquarious August 29, 2025
Get the White People Energymug. You know how not always but usually getting a big truck means that have little dick this term is little dick compensation at its finest projecting your insicurities on others
That one guy "I just slapped some chick because I have big dick energy"
Normal dude"Nah I just think your shitty"
Normal dude"Nah I just think your shitty"
by Yourallnotsmart March 7, 2020
Get the Big dick energymug. White PG5 Energy is the opposite of Black AirForce 1 energy. Instead of running from a nigga cause your a KOS for him, he'll run from you. He wants you to chase him. Wanna know why? He'll lure you to a corner where nobody can hear your screams, and change the White PG5 Energy into Black Air Force 1 Energy REAL FUCKIN QUICK. This man also ain't afraid to play dirty. They'll go for the balls, the throat, everything. They'll even bring a weapon to a fistfight.
"Yo, you know that nigga Trey? He's 100% White PG5 Energy. I heard that he 'took Willy out back' last Monday. He hasn't been to school at all since last Tuesday. I heard he even wore those new Playstation 5 Shoes too. We should probably stay away from him."
by Klue Klue Canoe June 10, 2021
Get the White PG5 Energymug. Have you ever heard the story about how "a cup of joe" was named? I'm about to tell you why coffee is called Joe.
Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.
Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.
Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.
Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.
Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025
Get the Joe; God Of Energymug. by This podcast is rigged March 3, 2024
Get the Pop-tart energymug. when a circumcised dude compares/ references the intact penis (uncircumcised ) as a wild animal (Anteater, Aardvark, Naked Mole Rat and etc.). It should be taken as a compliment.
Butthead: “I'm so glad my mom had me circumcised.
I'd hate to have a little aardvark between my legs.”
Beavis: “What?! You’re just mad that my schlong has whole animal dick energy!”
I'd hate to have a little aardvark between my legs.”
Beavis: “What?! You’re just mad that my schlong has whole animal dick energy!”
by Honey Badger 28 August 20, 2025
Get the Whole animal dick energymug.