Couching

Couching (verb): When you go to a show or the club and sprawl out on 3 seats (or more) as if it's a couch, and every time you move, the seat goes up and down, causing a distinct noise. Couching is highly disruptive to other's viewing and general enjoyment. True couching is defined by the noise that is made from the couch which is disruptive and annoying, causing participants in the general area to exclaim comments of irritation.
"ohhhhh damn, Mike be couching it AGAIN and it's killing my vibe."
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Couching

Couching is when you sit or lay on a couch and do nothing. It's also a sport.
"I won yesterdays couching competition!"
by The Queen Of Rainbows December 09, 2016
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Couching

It’s when someone sits/lays on a couch for more than an hour.
Sorry I can’t come over right now, I’m busy couching
by Crisssssyyy April 02, 2018
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COUCHING

Lying on the couch relaxing, not a care in the world.

Relaxing with your love one on the couch}.
Example: What are you doing right now, are you going anywhere? No I am couching all day.
My Lady, or partner and I are couching all day.
by Jay Reid April 25, 2020
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extreme couching

if you never leave your couch and just relax all day. Real professionals even tend to just watch Netflix while excercising this marvelous sport. GGG
Yesterday I did nothing except extreme couching all day. Fam, it was marvelous!
by EstebañoTheGreat February 14, 2017
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The Porch couch

The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.
Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.
by Glenn Roberts March 21, 2022
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couch twerk

A dance in which the performer is too lazy and too anti-social to actually have friends with which to actually twerk.
I couch twerked because I was too lazy to actually twerk.
by Star Platinum April 26, 2014
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