lil wood

A boy that does funny videos on istagram

Did u see the new video lil wood posted today

by Nickdavis04 August 30, 2017

graining on wood

Ride the dick

We be all night graining on wood.

by Drunkinlove June 27, 2014

Wood stomping

The act of stomping on someone's freshly squeezed shitlog

William, did you hear? World renowned scat artist Steamy Stacks released a new porno called "Wood Stomping".

by b_ranson May 3, 2020

soggy wood

When an old man cummed in his sleep and has woken up with a soken/soggy wiener

"Man i woke up with a killer soggy wood this morning"!

Man i gotta killer soggy wood this morning!

by Cheese pickelelsl December 30, 2014

WOODELY TOODELY

Woo-dely Too-dely When you're just so darn happy something turned out the way you wanted it.

Hot Dang and Woodely Toodely - THAT turened out well!

by Woolywardsparkle May 2, 2019

wood table

An ingrian or simple person, normally very pissy.

Kate Weaver and Michael Iovenko are wood tables after they tried to sell dope to the cops.

by ingrain99 May 15, 2016

wood life

to walk around with no pants to expose your penis (woodie)

Ever since Jacob went to that bar, he's been living that wood life.

by nigga22190 December 12, 2013