Virgin God

The Virgin God, the one true lord of all things pure. the Virgin God is a kind and fair ruler, he does not shun thee for being a non-virgin for he understands the power of temptation. The Virgin God shall never be dethroned for he wishes not to seek sexual relations with those around him. He cares for you, gives you strength and the will to move on. It is stated in the Virginality Tome that the Virgin God shall forever remain in his place for he has mastered the ways of resisting temptation. Legend says that there's only one way to properly dethrone the god, ending his reign and placing it upon a new virgin. A key that the god has created in order to maintain his role, safely kept in the God's most loyal guardian who he trust with all his heart. All hail LOAV...

Beware the key for it is the one thing the Virgin God fears most...

by Dj Met June 6, 2017

Throat virginity

Blood coming from the mouth after giving deep throat. Also comes after long oral sex sessions that involves thrust into the throat.

My throat virginity was taken after giving my boyfriend oral sex.

by XKingofhearts81 January 24, 2020

virginal whore

the act of talking like youve done something sexual. when you really havent.

why are you talking so vulgar tonight?! its like an itch i cant scratch! youre what i call a virginal whore!

by hector r January 11, 2008

virgin wool

The hair on the pubes of a woman who has never fucked before.

We went to the drive in last night. She doen't have virgin wool anymore.

by Taddy February 23, 2005

virgin sacrifice

A ritual performed at most live showings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. People who have never been to a live show before are virgins. Most casts will choose several virgins out of the group and do all sorts of crazy things to them.

Ann had never been to a live showing of The Rocky Horror Picture show, so she was picked to be part of the virgin sacrifice.

by Trivy December 11, 2008

Tree Virgin

One who has not encountered sexual intercoarse with a tree. (preferably Big Willy.)

"Look at that tree virgin! Stay away!"

"Big Willy has not yet taken the virginity, of that Tree Virgin"

by Hogan Martin** April 30, 2006

like a virgin

a cooler and more indie way of saying "that's what she said"

person 1: eww u just squirteed juice all over the place when u popped that cherry
person 2: ahaha...like a virgin!

by ilikeitfresh531 September 28, 2009