Hummel tight

adjective /hʌməl tīt/

Origins mythical dwarf electrician
- to tighten something, usually a locking or fastening mechanism, in a way that loosening or freeing the object is near impossible

“Julio, give me a minute and possibly a blow torch, some asshole made this Hummel tight”

by Nick Ollatta April 20, 2018

Tight and Stinky

When you can look at someone and you just know the absolute stench and grib of their anal cavity to the point where you would need the entire chernobl cleaning squad to perform a colonoscopy on them.

Jesus look at that. That's tight and stinky

by Yartjamin June 19, 2025

locked tight

Oh shit. Getting someone pregnant, locked in a relationship due to impregnating a female

Synonyms: super gluing, jizmimg, man chowder, skeet skeet skeet, baby batter, baby gravy, baby glue

You’re locked tight when you see the two lines on the pregnancy test.

by Clamchowder69420 June 21, 2025

Prison tight

when you squeeze your butt cheeks closed so tight nothing is getting in!!!

Tried to have butt sex with my girl but she is prison tight!!!

by memaw reeny July 25, 2019

Tight Leash

A girl that keeps her boyfriend on a tight leash. She does not let him do whatever he wants or talk to any other girls. She is a jerk. She is typically ugly and insecure about herself and that is why she has no trust in her relationship. Typically because she keeps him on a tight leash he will go and find a younger girl. One who loves him

Ew, she is being a tight leash

by The 8th grader that stole him November 24, 2021

tight grapes

when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion. That is when you get the tight grapes.

by wweedpasta July 17, 2023

A tight Ethan

The act of one being tight with ginger or dyed red hair

Man can you believe the dude pulled a tight Ethan on us

by The Yoda peacock boy May 25, 2022