A girl who can be a little crazy, but once you know her, she’ll be the most amazing and beautiful girl you know. She won’t judge, but she’ll tease you all the time. But that’s what Rachels are for. She always requires attention and loves Chick-fil-A so keep your gift cards ready. And most importantly, once you love one, it’s hard to stop.
Guy 1: hey have you seen Rachel? She’s so pretty.
Guy 2: you better watch yourself. She’s an amazing girl but she’s a little crazy.
Guy 1: that don’t matter to me. I’ll love her. I can’t stop loving her
Guy 2: you better watch yourself. She’s an amazing girl but she’s a little crazy.
Guy 1: that don’t matter to me. I’ll love her. I can’t stop loving her
by JoshTurnerRipOff December 02, 2019
Rachel is so kind hearted and very funny. She’s cute, pretty, sexy and has the best personality! She gives the BEST head and looks innocent but is very freaky. She’s shy at first but once you get to know her you realize that she’s actually the biggest bitch and very toxic. She is a ride or die and is always loyal to the people she loves and cares for. A Rachel can also put on a fake attitude and when she’s pissed off she becomes petty and sarcastic. They are the best but beware of them when they are upset because they will pounce.
by tapthatassb July 25, 2021
“This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfuckin schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming up there and I'm gonna beat the f*ck out of you bitch and don't even call the police”
by Ayeshaonline69 September 07, 2024
Nothing less than a queen. She is the most beautiful, smart, adventurous, loyal woman you will ever meet in your life. Her soft touch and her kiss will send you into paradise. Her eyes reveal all that is good in the world. If you find a Rachel make sure that you keep her very close, maybe even put a ring on it because you will NEVER find another like her.
Friend: Man… I just wish I could have a Rachel for once
Friend 2: You have a better chance at finding a unicorn.
Friend 2: You have a better chance at finding a unicorn.
by Justanotherguy11011 June 15, 2022
Rachel is a very hot lady, she loves curry munchers but she is legally married to nouveaux. Shes funny as hell and cares about others feelings. Shes awesome and a great friend. find yourself a rachel
by Nouveauxywooxy November 21, 2023
she’s so pretty and literally so funny on god almost everyone wants her but no one deserves her lowkey she too pretty for everyone else
by iluvdeeznutzlol May 14, 2021
Probably the most basic person you'll ever meet. you'll probably be attracted to a Rachel from primal sexual as a result of her quasar like level hotness but beware and do not fall into temptation. If you do the most likely outcome increase Fuckboy or BasicB behavior and ultimately organ failure.
Example
Person 1: yeah you want to hang out tonight
Person 2: no I can't because my hand got dissolved off after Rachel sneezed on it.
Scientist: oh yes that makes sense the average PH of a sneeze produced by a Rachel is 57
Person 1: yeah you want to hang out tonight
Person 2: no I can't because my hand got dissolved off after Rachel sneezed on it.
Scientist: oh yes that makes sense the average PH of a sneeze produced by a Rachel is 57
by AndThatsAFact November 04, 2019