Maria

Maria is Mariasefabanilor

Did u play lol with Maria?
Which Maria?
Mariasefabanilor

by Gzia November 21, 2021

Maria

A sore loser, who’s favourite filter is the white and black filter that makes Maria look like a scary movie character. Although she has a hard exterior, she can be very nice to her friends.

Person 1: why tf did Maria call you a sociopath
Ven: oh it’s just her way of showing love

by The only president August 29, 2022

Maria

The most successful person to ever exist,everyone loves Maria.

Maria is the best

by Mishmash234 December 11, 2022

Maria Tubman

Maria Tubman is beautiful. She is kind, empathetic and loving. But don’t get confused she’s a wild child that one! She has blue eyes with hints of green and brown it’s amazing! She has the best brown hair in the world!! She seems like a cinnamon roll but my dude she can throw hands with ya! If you find Maria don’t let her go. She’s too good to be true and a once in a life time chance. She makes the best of friends dude.

Girl: is that Maria Tubman?

Dude: yeah she’s drop dead gorgeous
Fav word: DUDE/ love ya

by anonymous April 14, 2022

maria

maria is one of the most adventures, fun, sexy and humorous woman you´ll ever meet. she is one you will tell your grandparents about and you will think about her till the day you die. not only is she super hot but she is intelligent, amazing and can make you laugh at any moment no matter how sad you are. Maria is just a unforgettable woman all in all.

"have you heard about maria??"

"who has not heard about maria, she is soooooo hot"

by trumpfucker420 July 31, 2017

Maria Cristel

A very nice woman who stands out in everything she does. It is characterized by charisma and patience. She is very talented and have a LIT of friends. Anything she wants, she gets it. Impulsive and creative. If it were a car it would be a Masserati. She enchants everyone with her look and her presence. She will always tell you the truth to your face whether you like it or not.
Is transparent like her name Cristel

Everyone needs a Maria Cristel in their life

by xxgeorgedudexx November 22, 2021

Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022