tear ducks

The correct spelling of the holes in your face that make tears.

Hannah, you produce tears in your tear ducks.

by I Am Correct. January 23, 2011

rip tearing

Gay butt sex. It's when you go so hard you rip & tear the male anus

Tristan was rip tearing that dudes ass so hard

by Yimmmmmsayin July 13, 2017

tearjerker

1. n. a person who cries when they masturbate.

2. n. a person who has a habit of masturbating while watching a dramatic movie or "chick-flick".

3. n. a song by KoRn off of their "See You on the Other Side" album.

What a pussy! I'll bet he's a fucking tearjerker.

by nofgiehehderegsdff April 13, 2006

Male tears

What professional whores/feminists call semen.

“I’m gonna drink a nice cup of male tears to show those men who’s REALLY boss”

by AOOAAOOAAOOA May 4, 2022

Trail of Tears'd

To forcibly remove a minority because they deserve it.

Man dat der president jackson trail of tears'd dem der injins an ya no de deserve it.

by imawhiteman March 22, 2010

Man Tear

A tear shed by a male in attempts to seduce a female into sexual relations.

We were watching this shitty movie about love, but I dropped a man tear in front of my date and she totally gave me a hand job right there in the theater.

When my dog died, I didn't really give a shit but I used it for some man tears; which in turn got me laid for the next year and a half.

by MAlexB January 9, 2009

boys tears

The sperm of a child under 5 years old

I guzzled boys tears last night while baby sitting

by Charlie1002 January 17, 2018