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Math Teacher

A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
"The math teacher has given me enough homework to last me until retirement!"
by larrybobjoe January 5, 2022
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Slap your english teacher day

If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.
Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?

Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)
by crazycoay123 January 7, 2022
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Teacher

Teacher, (also known as "federal prison security", mentally and physically torturing students (also known as "federal prisoners". Teachers are also called "North Korean soldiers torturing people escaping". Teachers' living locations are usually hidden, but we are searching about their locations and it's probably North Korea.
Teachers should be sorry about the students.
by Dukey_Gaming January 8, 2022
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That teacher used guns to kill 455 students
by Kaston7 January 16, 2022
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I hate teachers that control Squid game, they’re guards. Oh! 1 teacher killed player 453
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Math teacher

A creature that teaches math
X:who is teaching you horror clas- i mean math?
Z:the math teacher
by Legend123456789101112131415161 January 18, 2022
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a person who you are forced to listen to as you wait in a jail cell with your friends scattered around you. sometimes they are cool but make sure too remember, they are not your friends, they are your captor.
*wakes up* NO IT IS TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL. I HAVE ____________ AS A TEACHER. NOOOOOOO
by B0btheBUILDER December 7, 2021
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