take the stand

Defending your friend in court so that he does not go to jail

Would you take the stand for Bestfriend?
Everyday, doesn't matter what they did.

by Belle427 April 4, 2017

Taking a zack

The act of taking a shit in a grocery store after taking all your clothes off.

Bro Im totally taking a Zack after my break.

by Oscar biggy April 17, 2021

bozo take

Someone that thinks their opinion is good but it’s actually dumb.

Rugger- “Alex isn’t the best twitter spaces host”
Airship- “bozo take”

by Airshiptycoon October 20, 2022

Taking A Cord

The art of taking a big shit, usually wet, usually flaming hot as it leaves your asshole.

I’m taking a cord right now, I’ll call you later.

by WhoNeverLearns October 26, 2018

To take a cleveland

To take a shit.

Be right back. I have to take a cleveland.

by Shplups April 4, 2023

teddy take

a take/opinion that is atrociously awful but said with 100% confidence

Your opinion on the film Whiplash is a teddy take.

by david_2 March 15, 2023

Take a Shwitter

The act of purging and unfollowing undesirable friends on your Twitter account. See also: Facepoop

Dude, I need to Take a Shwitter, my feed is foul with morons.

by sir.kit March 10, 2016