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double-handshake clasp

Refers to where ya grasp da "inside" hands of a couple in your hands, so dat your left and right hands are fully fitted into their corresponding hands, rather than just employing either classic holding-hands clasps or finger-interlacings with their "outside" hands, which would allow them to still hold hands wif each other while they're giving your hands some warm lovies wif their own.
Employing da double-handshake clasp can indeed be delightfully soh-shuh-buhl for all concerned; just be careful dat you don't hold those two hands for so long a time dat you start engaging in inside-hands hogging. If you wanna hold hands wif them for extended periods, smilingly fit their inside hands back into a classic hands-holding clasp after maybe half a minute of holding them yourself, and then take their free outside hands to hold instead.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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Milwaukee Handshake

Where two individuals touch genitals to relieve stress and boost morale.
Hey Eric, I heard you gave Bonnie a Milwaukee Handshake last night, congrats!
by Ephayes May 5, 2015
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Rabbit Handshake

A sweater vest with a hood lacking a zipper, found in Canada, specifically Saskatchewan where the term originated. Closely related to the Bunny Hug also from Saskatchewan.
Wow did you see Dexter from phi kappa deltoid rocking that nice rabbit handshake daddy bought him.
by circlejerkafrat May 22, 2018
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Trauma handshake

When a trauma surgeon sticks his finger up a trauma patients anus to ensure there is no abdominal bleeding
“Hey, did you just shake the doctors hand”
“Yeah, why”
“I just saw him give the guy over there a trauma handshake
“Ewwww”
by Anonчмous February 5, 2025
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Plymouthian handshake

When you have a diet consisting of seeds and dried fruits for a month, and swallow a vibrating sextoy to loose your stool.
Thw previous tennants have pebbledashed the bathroom. They must have done the plymouthian handshake
by Demonic thumper September 22, 2022
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Squidward Handshake

When two bro’s slap their penises. Almost like a High Five but with the penis.
Pedro and Gary did a Squidward Handshake in the Pool!
by Pedway94 September 6, 2019
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The Baltimore Handshake

Doing nasty stuff to a cloaca at Old Town Mall
Look at that dude doing The Baltimore Handshake with that bird behind that dead mall.
by devydoodles August 9, 2023
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