mouth pregnant

life, uh... finds a way.

The way Amanda slurped you knew it was bound to happen somehow. She got mouth pregnant.

by Somatic May 19, 2015

mouth shag

another meaning for "blow job"

grats on yer mouth shag the night, man points on their way!

by Niz-69 January 16, 2012

mouth mask

A mask worn in a fashion that covers the mouth only. This leaves the nose free for easier breathing while creating the impression that one is conforming to COVID protocols. This style has been observed everywhere from Walmart checkout lines to presumptive nominees for President of the United States.

Mike is sporting a mouth mask, but there is no danger because Mike is a mouth breather.

by PBSPinchback June 27, 2020

mouth hugs

a woman's lips around a man's cock.

Mind has gave me the best mouth hugs ever, sh swallows my cum til my toes curl.

by jtsgirl September 15, 2013

Menarche Mouth

The overdramatic, hurtful, mean, rude things a woman says when she's starting her period.

1) Boyfriend: "I love you, Honey." Girlfriend: "Eat shit!"

2) Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. I just started my period and I've got menarche mouth.

3) Bitchy went crazy...had a bad case of menarche mouth. She be flowing for sure.

by Jamal P. Franzia May 11, 2010

Crocodile Mouth

A girl named Demi who has mouth that sticks out like a crocodile

Oh look it’s Demi the crocodile mouth girl

by Damn ROASTED November 02, 2019

Phd Mouth

Term used to describe the pointless babble that comes out of the mouth of Professors with many degrees. Often followed by the denial of self-absorption.

"Today in class Dr. Sinclair rambled on for an hour explaining what we already know."
"It must be his Phd mouth."

by Newt Gengrich December 01, 2009