Hot Chick Withdrawl

The sense of urgency you get when you're not around any hot chicks when normally you are, which can lead to symptoms such as boredom,increased testoserone levels,unexplainable stress,overindulgence of alcohol and or marijuana.

Andy:damn I am so bored!
Mike:Is that why you're on your third beer
Andy:that and I'm suffering from like a 2 day hot chick withdrawl
Mike: I think they got a pill for that now

by Ya Boy Trax June 28, 2010

Chick-to-Dick Ratio

The ratio of females to males in any situation, such as a party. Once the ratio has become 0 the get-together may be deemed a sausagefest, but if the ratio is undefined it is known as a tacofest.

Steve: Dude.. the chick-to-dick ratio here is like 20:2.
Hal: Awesome, bro!

by Maxel August 21, 2007

Chick and Egg Situation

A situation in which it is impossible to say which of two things existed first and which caused the other.
Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: The chicken
Q: Where did the chicken come from?
A: .....

It's a Chick and Egg situation - I don't know whether I was bad at the sciences because I wasn't interested in them or not interested in them and therefore not good at them.

by Cody Smith! December 28, 2008

Skinniest Fat Chick

Someone who doesn't have any perspective on their own life because of the group of people they were surrounded by. The skinniest girl in a group of fat chicks for example would consider herself thin by comparison.

She's definitely the skinniest fat chick of that group, she 'only' got two baby daddy's

by skinny fat girl August 6, 2009

Hot Chick Dump

A Hot Chick Dump (HCD) is normal taken by a hot chick on vacation with her boyfriend at a public bathroom. Generally Hot Chicks give the impression that they do not defecate and therefore in order to keep this myth alive and not turn off their prospective spouse, they generally take their dumps in the hotel lobby bathrooms.

Dude in love. "I could swear that Susie just doesn't sh*t! She's incredible!"
Reality dude -"Bro, she's probably taking her Hot Chick Dump in the hotel lobby while you are at the bar."

by Bro Advisor January 14, 2014

Chick-Fil-A'd

The process by which you get someone's hopes up about eating Chick-Fil-A before they realize that it's Sunday and no deep-fried yard bird will be consumed.

Chick-Fil-Aer "Hey Sasha, what do you want for lunch?"

Chick-Fil-Aee "I dunno, what do you feel like?"

Chick-Fil-Aer "Hmm, I don't know .... Ohhh how does Chick-Fil-A sound!?!?"

Chick-Fil-Aee "Ohh yeah that sounds awesome!!!"
Chick-Fil-Aee (smiley face, mouth starts watering in anticipation of waffle fries and greasy chicken)
Chick-Fil-Aee "Damnit, it's Sunday!!! You Chick-Fil-A'd me again!!! I hate you and will punch you right in the sack!!!!"

by skele4door November 18, 2013

Chick-Fil-A Bird

A type of bird recognized by the fact that it is known for frequenting fast food establishments, particularly Chick-Fil-A. Usually born in a fryer or similar type of device, and is frequently raised in a parking lot. Lives off of a diet that mainly consists of french fry crumbs and other crumbs and gristle slathered in grease. Typically has a small stature and is known for traveling in packs with other CFA birds.

Tom - "Hey Kevin, is that a Chick-Fil-A bird over there trying to choke down a McNugget?"

Kevin - "No, Tom, you imbecile, it clearly is not. However, it is most definitely part of the larger Fast Food classification of birds. You can tell because of it's dangerously high cholesterol levels."

by yobudwassup April 7, 2014