Hot Chick Withdrawl

The sense of urgency you get when you're not around any hot chicks when normally you are, which can lead to symptoms such as boredom,increased testoserone levels,unexplainable stress,overindulgence of alcohol and or marijuana.
Andy:damn I am so bored!
Mike:Is that why you're on your third beer
Andy:that and I'm suffering from like a 2 day hot chick withdrawl
Mike: I think they got a pill for that now
by Ya Boy Trax June 26, 2010
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Chick-to-Dick Ratio

The ratio of females to males in any situation, such as a party. Once the ratio has become 0 the get-together may be deemed a sausagefest, but if the ratio is undefined it is known as a tacofest.
Steve: Dude.. the chick-to-dick ratio here is like 20:2.
Hal: Awesome, bro!
by Maxel August 17, 2007
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Chick and Egg Situation

A situation in which it is impossible to say which of two things existed first and which caused the other.
Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: The chicken
Q: Where did the chicken come from?
A: .....
It's a Chick and Egg situation - I don't know whether I was bad at the sciences because I wasn't interested in them or not interested in them and therefore not good at them.
by Cody Smith! December 29, 2008
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Skinniest Fat Chick

Someone who doesn't have any perspective on their own life because of the group of people they were surrounded by. The skinniest girl in a group of fat chicks for example would consider herself thin by comparison.
She's definitely the skinniest fat chick of that group, she 'only' got two baby daddy's
by skinny fat girl August 07, 2009
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Hot Chick Dump

A Hot Chick Dump (HCD) is normal taken by a hot chick on vacation with her boyfriend at a public bathroom. Generally Hot Chicks give the impression that they do not defecate and therefore in order to keep this myth alive and not turn off their prospective spouse, they generally take their dumps in the hotel lobby bathrooms.
Dude in love. "I could swear that Susie just doesn't sh*t! She's incredible!"
Reality dude -"Bro, she's probably taking her Hot Chick Dump in the hotel lobby while you are at the bar."
by Bro Advisor January 14, 2014
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Chick-Fil-A Bird

A type of bird recognized by the fact that it is known for frequenting fast food establishments, particularly Chick-Fil-A. Usually born in a fryer or similar type of device, and is frequently raised in a parking lot. Lives off of a diet that mainly consists of french fry crumbs and other crumbs and gristle slathered in grease. Typically has a small stature and is known for traveling in packs with other CFA birds.
Tom - "Hey Kevin, is that a Chick-Fil-A bird over there trying to choke down a McNugget?"

Kevin - "No, Tom, you imbecile, it clearly is not. However, it is most definitely part of the larger Fast Food classification of birds. You can tell because of it's dangerously high cholesterol levels."
by yobudwassup March 11, 2014
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dick-lick chick

A rude term for a woman or teen (or girl) who is very slutty and gets very into sex or sexual behavior.
i.e : You see a girl really REALLY hitting on some guy, looking so desperate and going on over and over and acting really slutty "Wow, look at her, she's a real dick-lick chick huh?"
by urbancow May 28, 2016
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