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ring tailed lemur

when a man engages in anal sex with 5 or more persons of either sex which have not wiped their anus in a long period of time. This act leaves multiple rings on the man's penis.

To preform you must gather 5 or more people with shitty bums and engage in anal sex and spinning each partner higher and higher along the shaft of the penis creating the rings.
"your dick stinks"

"yes yes it does"

"what happened?"

"ring tailed lemur" *WINKY FACE*
by xbdgcbvtr December 20, 2010
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Schnauzer tail

I took his pants off all he was working with was a little schnauzer tail.
by AlyMac February 19, 2011
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Tiger Tailing

The act of dragging your fart from one place to another whilst walking as though it is a long, gaseous tail.
Maurice: I just did a massive fart and realised I was tiger tailing the old man behind us.
by Buff Orpington April 14, 2011
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fro-ny tail

When a person has a their afro type hair pulled back into a pony tail
Man, at that concert last night, some chick's fro-ny tail was in my face! I couldn't see a thing!
by paramore_ January 15, 2008
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steaming fox tail

When you shit in to a tube sock, swing it around your head at high speed like a mace and then bitch slap your foe in the face. Extremely effective if not expected with the added bonus of definite pink eye.
That guy pissed me off so I hit him with a steaming fox tail.
by Human tripod February 1, 2014
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Chasing Tail

The time-honored Dixieland tradition of tying bottle rockets to the tails of moo cows. This tradition, known by many names such as Firemilk, Paddy Bang, and yes also Chasing Tail, is enjoyed throughout much of the Southland.
Wife: I overheard my husband say he was planning on chasing tail tonight. Is he going to cheat on me?

Husband's wingman: Absolutely not. It's totally about cows.
by Melder_Recorder March 29, 2009
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tailspin

A loss of emotional control sometimes resulting in emotional collapse.
She’d been going to therapy to try to stop these
kinds of tailspins.
by Osiba June 27, 2015
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