suicide congo

Suicide in a brutal manner, like how everything from the Congo is. Would also be pretty intense and or redundant like jumping from a plane onto a helicopter whilst cutting your wrist.

Ex. "Dude, I'm so depressed I'm going to set myself on fire and jump into that wood chipper that is also on fire."
"That's straight suicide Congo, Cuz."

by Lloydachris Banksamus May 18, 2014

suicide shift

when you get scheduled to work at your shitty job from opening to closing hours

Friend 1: yo, where's tommy?
Friend 2: he's workin 10am-10pm at Subway today
Friend 1: dang son, suicide shift...RIP tommy

by androidlesbo April 23, 2015

Suicide boner

A lot like a suicide wank, a suicide boner is just A FRIGGIN' RANDOM BONER that you happen to get at school, or at some important event.

John tried to hide his suicide boner by folding it back like a dickbutt before his big speech to the entire school.

by Formingsinger16 July 11, 2016

Flashlight Suicide

When someone purposely blinds themselves with a flashlight, usually after seeing something disturbing.

After seeing his friends facebook page, Jim commited flashlight suicide.

by SpecialBomb September 19, 2016

Suicide Bridge

Also known as the Golden Gate Bridge, Suicide Bridge is the a bridge which has one of the highest number of suicides in the world, in San Francisco.

Me: "Hey, I want to go to the Golden Gate Bridge."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "Because it's Suicide Bridge, it's THE JUMP!"

by I'm just your problem December 8, 2016

Suicidal Slut

Some that has went out with some many people that they can’t cope so they end their lives.

Katie Martin is such a suicidal slut

by Jsaville69 November 22, 2018

Suicide Dive

Like regular skydiving, except one (or more) person(s) jump out of the plane with no parachute. They rely on someone else with a parachute on the plane to jump after them and catch them before...

Black-guy: "Yo, you heard 'bout Timmy? Heard he died sky diving."
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"

by ogDICKDICKSON December 3, 2018