scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

by bigollkanus February 1, 2017

Scandal pseudonym

The nickname that you use to call your animal/pet after an event occurs such as a sex scandal or something of that nature to the person that they're named after.
Ex: A bird named Bill Cosby. Would then be referred to as BC,Coby,Bill,etc.

Guy: where's Bill Cosby?
Can of peaches: I believe you mean Beeyacobbee. It's his scandal pseudonym.

by IAmTheGreatLordOreo June 27, 2017

scandalization

Actions that create a scandal but also unearthing the truth so realization occurs.

I'm glad that scandalization is over but thank fuck it happened.
Sinistericious slut causes sandalizations without even trying

by Chanelsinistericous seductress July 17, 2017

Scandalistening

Someone that pretends to leave a room, fake sleep, or anything that shows indifference and inability to hear a conversation they are ease dropping on.

Careful what you say, because I bet that chick is pressed against the door scandalistening.

Look at that dude playing like he's sleeping, straight scandalistening.

by Silvershadowwolf68 February 7, 2018

Sandals Off

Things are about to go down and you need to be ready.

We are going to miss the bus!
Sandals Off, we are running for it

I've got homework for tomorrow.

Sandals Off, going to be pulling an allnighter

by Beyond the Thunderdome! February 8, 2018

Sandahl

Sandahl is a last name that originated from Norwegian or viking places. It translates to sand valley/valley of sand. A Sandahl is a happy, lucky, handsome, gamer boy with a unique personality with a day of something from the past. He will always make you laugh and Kelly you're heart. Sandahls are a bit of a free spirit but if you can tame him he's a forever keeper! He's sexy, intelligent, giving, super thoughtful and the all around best man you'll ever meet.

"what do you want to do tonight baby?" -you
"I thought we could cuddles and snuggles and stuffs."-Sandahl #Cuteasfuck
"I'll bring popacorns!" -Sandahl
"And your love, don't forget your love!”
"Why are you so adorable!?"- you
"SANDAHL." Boom!

by Giraffe unicorn May 30, 2018

Scandalitch

That one bitch everyone knows that no one wants to fuck because she's ugly as hell, but yet she has 5 kids and you ask, 'Who the hell is fucking you?'

I wouldn't touch that shit with your dick.

Me either. She has more kids than Daddy Day Care. That's a scandalitch.

by Winglet81 July 18, 2018