fat standing

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.
When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight
by joecoolthefool September 03, 2015
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Monitor Stand

Its the thing that makes your computer monitor stand on something
He needed a Monitor Stand for his Monitor
by Jokkerd February 11, 2021
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COVID Stand-off

When two or more people are at an impasse in their travels, unable to pass each other while maintaining the proper social distancing practice as required by COVID-19.
Sorry I’m late. Someone was entering as I tried to leave and we got stuck in a COVID Stand-off.
by the AV Flu April 12, 2020
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twat stand

Look at Manny he's a twat stand
by jesus1337 February 22, 2016
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standing stick

I’ll talk to you later sweetheart, you’re going to give me a standing stick! I’m still at work.
by Mari CR Morningstar February 23, 2024
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Kensington kick-stand

Where in One of North Philadelphia’s infamous heroin and crack infested neighborhoods, Kensington. Where junkies are all leaning, bent all the way over while dipped out with impeccable balance. Rarely falling on face.
While driving down Kensington ave in north philly you will often see both men and women junkies/fiends doing the Kensington kick-stand both in the middle of the street, and everywhere else a human can stand.
by BREEZEBANKZ September 01, 2021
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Fuck Stand

An advanced sexual yoga position where the female is inverted while being penetrated from above. Considered an advanced technique due to the pressure on the female’s back and neck. Also known as the ‘butter churner
My neck is sore cos I had a fuck stand with the neighbour and now I can nearly look sideways
by Deenextdoor June 12, 2023
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