flying spider

When a partner is wall twerking naked and the other partner is at the top of the wall and jumps down onto the person wall twerking and tries to insert his penis into the anus while falling towards the person. There is a 90% chance of breaking your penis if attempted

Doctor: How on earth did you break your penis so badly?
Patient: The flying spider

by AsianSpermWhale December 7, 2013

white spider

when you manage to cum on your bitch and have the cum drip from all sides. you then yell WHITE SPIDER and smile

i didnt have to pay cause i acheived a white spider

by BLAKE October 10, 2004

spidercunt

Typically, a cunt that consumes her mate like a Black Widow spider.

Empowered spidercunts that believe Affirmaive Action isn't sexist are like Black Widow spiders.

by Gringo Goy April 21, 2007

spider licker

1. a person inclined to licking anuses.

2. an individual in the act of engaging in analingus.

Janis might have enjoyed her time with Ethan more if he hadn't been a spider licker.

by kobraless October 9, 2009

Wolf Spider

Used to describe an abnormally hairy vagina.

"Mom! There's a wolf spider by that lady's open-faced roast beef sandwich!"

by JJ Cherry October 11, 2007

Spider Teeth

Some Fucked up ass teeth.

Alicia Daigle has Spider Teeth

by Amelia Wakefield September 1, 2004

spider

A term in bar lingo. After ordering a glass of draught beer, if the keg blows before the barkeep can finish pouring the full glass the patron calls, "Spider", and thus receives the not-full beer for free.

"I just came from Sam's place and lucked out -- I called spider on three kegs in a row!"

by stevie666 July 5, 2008