Hulk Smash

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.

Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.

by The_Prophet December 14, 2008

smashed crab

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

by ozzie69 June 10, 2005

trokie smash

(noun)- A person who slaps your face
(verb)- To wickedly smash a person
(adjective)- A wicked smash

You just got trokie smashed!

That was a trokie smash slap.

Trokie smash slapped me!

by crunchy munchies June 24, 2010

Smash House

Term used to describe sexual intercourse, in which involves bringing a woman home and smashing of her vaginal region for a long period of time.

"I'm about to smash house this chick."
"What did I do last night? I just smashed housed all night long with my girl."
"Its Smash House time!"

by The_gentlem4n September 25, 2010

Hulk Smash!

When a girl is very loose, you take one fist and ram it into her vagina as far as you can. Then while your doing that, you take your other hand and ram down her throat hopefully killing her immediately and right after yelling "HULK SMASH"

Note* You need to hit fists the best was you can while screaming at the top of your lungs *

Yo, i fucking did the "Hulk Smash!" to this bitch!

by Peter Paolera June 21, 2008

Hulk Smash

While performing anal sex on a girl, the guy pulls his dick out and punches the girl directly in the asshole inserting his fist. The act is not complete until the man exclaims: "Hulk Smash".

Dude, I totally Hulk Smashed my girl last night. It was chill

by Huggin Good September 18, 2010

Smashing Face

Hardcore french kissing, may result in bleeding or bruises.

Amy: Me and Ryan were smashing face last night, he bled all over me when I accidentally made his lip bleed with my teeth, twice!
Kitty: Was it fun?
Amy: Hell yea! It was the best we've ever had!

by stop lock'n drop'm June 10, 2010