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Sucker

A person whose favorite hobby is to suck other peoples dicks.
Thanks for sucking a dick, sucker.
by MinecraftMickey12345 October 5, 2019
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poll sucker

Someone who relies heavily on political or other polls. Even though the media conducts polls on a seemingly daily basis, it is hard to find anyone who has actually been contacted, or knows someone who has. This tends to support the theory that pollsters are actually the guy who passes the bong to the journalist as they snicker like school girls over their snow job.

The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.
Shirley: "Wow, Dick Cheney's approval rating is higher than Obama's!"

Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."
by Tuftskins June 2, 2009
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Seam Sucker

The crotch seam is no longer visable literally sucked between a females vaginal lips
WOW that bitch doesnt have camel toe. She has a major seam sucker going on!!!!!
by DICK,DICKll,LADYDICK December 8, 2009
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Party-Sucker

A try-hard individual who goes to a party only on the account of one or more of the following:

1. There's going to be alcohol there
2. There's going to be weed there
3. His/her stalker crush is going to be there
4. Someone said there will be biddies/hot guys there
Bob: "Dude, I think we need to invite more people to this party"
John: "What about that hot Ally girl? Just tell her that we'll have bud there"
Bob: "Yeah that'll work! After all, she is a Party-Sucker"
by Black and White Saint January 27, 2011
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dick smucker

An elderly woman with no teeth giving a blow job. Possibly the closest to heaven any living man is likely to get.
I was skeptical at first, but that dick smucker gave me the best head of my life.
by El conquistador January 17, 2014
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Pickle Sucker

Shut your pickle sucker and pay attention during the lecture.
by jimbob wetpants April 17, 2014
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Cock sucker

Some one who suck super muncher cock
Shane suck shit tons of cock like a cock sucker
by lil_shane_b May 22, 2016
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