data slave

An individual that uses usually free but sometimes paid services like search engines, social media platforms, streaming services, cloud storage for photos and videos, apps on smart phones, and carries a smart phone with them everywhere they go. The companies offer these services have exploitative EULA's and terms of use, which enables them to take the massive amount of private information/data a user generates, sell it to whoever thinks they can extrapolate something from it or sell it again for profit all while the user really gets nothing from the sales of their personal data and constant violation of their privacy other than using said "free" service. Additionally while using these "free" services, in addition to having their data sold/privacy constantly violated, a user's personal time is usually monetized by constantly showing them advertisements.

We're all data slaves, man. Google is out here making billions of dollars per month from selling our data and we get nothing for it.

by Mountain Dew Code Retard July 22, 2022

Slikk Slave

A Slikk slave is someone who has been trapped without knowing it by the all engulfing sexual magnetism of that one douche bag thats taller than 6’3. These women are typically attractive and hoarish and their sexual ambitions lead them astray.

That girl bish there, she’s my Slikk slave

by anonymous August 25, 2022

Validation Slave

When you're always used as a source of validation for some goofy ahh mfer, hence Validation Slave.

Goofy ahh hoe: Omg my life is so sad I just wanna be loved please please am I cute am I worthy pls pls

Unfortunate Person: Bro you're such a Validation Slave stfu

by Poopsock3423423234432 January 2, 2023

newage slave

A post-modern individual in economical debt or societal debt.

Person 1: "ugh, I have to use social media to escape from my reality of crippling debt and living paycheck to paycheck. Also, why is gas so expensive, and items? Why can't I seem to be successful like all the YouTubers promised me."
Person 2: "Newage slave moment"

by TheCentralBank February 24, 2023

Newage Slave

A post-modern individual who is in economic debt and believes their career is their purpose.

Person 1: "I have to use social media and entertainment to escape my reality of debt and depression."
Person 2: "Lol, newage slave moment."

by TheCentralBank February 24, 2023

DLC slave

DLC slave is a person who is obsessed with buying game DLCs even if the game sucks. Everytime his or her friends buys a game they ask "Did you buys DLCs? How many DLCs you have?"

DLC slave asked how many DLCs I have for Destiny 2 even if its Free to play

by kik hp March 21, 2023

Chiappahoohah Slave

Someone who has been caught in the depressing void that is a class with a chiapahoohah teacher. they enjoy displaying their lack of belief in Religion. They love to bring no notes into essays and purposely fail assignments.

"oh you've got a chiappahoohaa for religion? rip you."
You are now a chiappahoohah slave !!

by Calgar.yyy March 27, 2023