sblart

A bloody seman fart! After rough anal sex, finished with a load in HER ass. She farts and seman and blood leak down her leg!

I was banging this chick in the ass last night. When we where done she sblarted on the bed! Eeeewwww!

by drywallninja144 January 12, 2012

Shart Residue

A term referring to the amount of fecal matter left over in ones undergarments as result of a large fart
(usually unintentional).

the room fell silent when all the party goers smelled Timmy's Shart Residue.

by Uhmurecuh February 10, 2012

scarter

To be extremely generous or kind to someone.

I've never seen anyone scarter people the way she does.

by cafematty December 12, 2012

sartaic

portmanteau of "satirical" and "sarcasm." To be both sarcastic and satirical.

"Nobody actually whips out their Starbucks gift cards and brags on who has a gold membership."

"We just did."

"Sure, but that was sartaic."

by WordEater November 2, 2012

scarticle

Scar•ti•cle (skärtikəl)

1. An article on the internet that presents a headline designed to invoke a fear-based reaction in the reader in order to have said reader click on said link to increase that website's traffic, therefore ad revenue.

"Dude. Quit posting scarticles on Facebook. Snopes that shit first."

by Mightycud2 January 8, 2014

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014