pulling a sam

when you make a joke or do something only you/they think is funny, and everyone laughs not cause it was funny but because you are acting dumb

pulling a sam
sam: yeah i went up to the girl and i was like where did you get that shirt the dollar store
everyone: laugh(but at him not with)

by yuroga February 7, 2009

Sodomizin Sam

A man more commonly known as the Sodomizing Sidekick, alter- ego and henchman of the Fellatio Fag Fairy.

Sodomizin Sam definitely got his man this time; he's covered in cum all over.

by Tronathon January 24, 2007

Sam Peckinpah

The Greatest action director to come out of the U.S.A.

The Wild Bunch has one hell of a final shoot out.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

Dirty sam

A gay whore named Sam who loves getting fucked in the ass and would love to see a gaped ass while also fucking a guy.

omg did you hear about that dirty Sam heard he was ridden with his 10 incher

by I love 17 inch dildos April 15, 2020

microsoft sam

The voce module that comes with 200 and XP to help blind users use the computer. also very funny to make say things..

Funny things to make microsoft sam say:

1. piss! Piss out the ass!

2. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

3. fuck shit piss cunt tits cocksucker motherfucker twat

4. just mash the keyboard and ask Sam to pronounce what results.

by g-pain December 28, 2007

sam kellerman

Dead public access TV personality that had a hip-hop call-in show at 1:30 am Sat. nights from Metro TV in N.Y.C. Was younger brother of Max Kellerman of Fox TV. Sam was also in the first Yankee Network TV commercials and a car commercial afterwards. Believed he moved to LA to pursue a career in sports journalism in boxing. Ironically twist has it his friend and roommate, a/k/a The Harlem Hammer had known Kellerman for about 30 years, is now his killer.

Was beaten to death in L.A. by his boxer friend who then stole his car and was at large for 48 hours till the cops caught him.

by it's a riddle October 25, 2004

Sam and Allie

One of the happiest couples ever!

Sam: Is caring, loving, sweet, accepting, protective, absolutely amazing and would do anything for his Allie.

Allie: Is silly, flirty, loving, sympathetic, and would do anything for her Sam.

Sam and Allie are really perfect for each other.

by Allie loves Sam September 12, 2010