stain your own lane

Doing something stupid in your area of expertise

I tell my scientist friend whose comments reveal his prejudices by dismissing the facts, don’t stain your own lane.

by DocM&M August 17, 2020

Rug stain

When you receive a weggie but instead of the weggie from behind the giver pulls your undies over your head causing the skid marks to rub against your head therefore causing a so called rug stain (Rug=hair)

Person a. What happened to you yesterday with mark

Person b. It was fucked mark gave me the worst rug stain of my life

Person a. That’s retarded how shitty was the rug

by Alaskan corn dip September 09, 2021

Beef Stain

Is when you leave a steamy shit on the ground that then gets kicked which leaves a greasy outline of said stool.

Dale had a turd ball dribble out his pant leg that left quite the beef stain on the ground.

by GrEEKNESS75 June 30, 2019

rancid wank stain

A mix of a fine Mexican tequila with the ultra creamy Irish baileys, also referred to as the Irish siesta. By relly and holdie

Those rancid wank stains will sure do ya over!

by Holdielocks April 29, 2023

crush stain

When someone shits their britches and poorly washes their garment. So they walk around with crush stains on their seat

Hey Jackie got crush stains on her mom jeans

by obviouslyadoughnut October 10, 2020

Hittin A stain

The act of an individual eating ass, retaining a shit stain on their forehead.

Friends; " tefik you disappeared after we all left the club last night, what happened ? "

Tefik; " oh you know, was just hittin a stain"

by Hit it or quit it December 05, 2017

son of a wank stain

Knobheads on call of duty ghosts

Gleek9irl is a son of a wank stain

by MentalBatmanFTW April 16, 2014