g-speed graduate

when you graduate college in two years like Jeb Bush

The g-speed graduate was bound to do good for his country until the end of time.

by Coop Dupe November 24, 2019

Speed of Light, the Hands

A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.

You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.

by kieronthKid January 13, 2021

Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 11, 2016

Naked Speed

A slang term for anything or anyone thats is faster than usual; originally came from the southwest section of Philadelphia where the Africans be at

“That hellcat just slid down the block wit naked speed”
“ you just did the job with naked speed bro”

by NSB Blax January 21, 2024

Simple Speed Sounds

f l m n r s v z sh th ng nk b c k d g h j p qu t w x y ch a e i o u ay ee igh ow oo oo ar or air ir ou oy

Those are the Simple Speed Sounds.

I used the Simple Speed Soumds and now I know them. The Simple Speed Sounds defined sounds like ay, ee, igh, and more.

by NoUsernameSelected25 September 29, 2020

speed head

someone off their face on cheap speed paste who loves to dance to popular techno music like they're using an arcade dance machine

I don't want to go to Corvin Club tonight, it's full of speed heads.

by ym8 September 13, 2017

Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help

Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*

by Lallaalatralala November 12, 2025