snack story

A type of activity to read a book of something about snacks.

It's time for a snack story.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Snack table

Having a girl get on her hands and knees in front of the television while you drink beer, eat snacks, and have vigorous sex with her from behind...all at the same time.

Man last night ole girl let me have a snack table, but i ran out of beer right in the middle of it, so next time ill have a 12 pack.

by justin russell February 25, 2009

Snack dog

Diminutive, usually purebred dogs that look like they could be swallowed whole. Sometimes spotted in women's purses.

Check out that Saint Bernard sniffing the Chihuahua. Looks like he's found himself a snack dog.

by braains June 18, 2009

Snack packers

A group of individuals, that pride themselves with invites to saving the flavors of a lunch time special, delivered in a handy all-in-one shoulder bag. With a variety to choose from. Like Nutty Butter Mix, or Happy Chaptain Trails or our newest Backdoor Smores. Shared with any circle of friends.....
(Not intended for solo use).

Hey,. Sally were u thinking about joining the snack packers for their lunch time gathering today?

by She'll bone ya July 7, 2019

Crack and snack

The process of taking a girl home and ordering food. You then have sex with her and stop upon the food arriving. Eat the food and pass out.

Yo bro I left the bar last night and hit a crack and snack.

by thesnackandcracker September 8, 2025

Snack sneaker

A person who sneaks snacks into a movie theatre to avoid paying 20 dollars for popcorn and 10 dollars for candy.

"Wow you went to a movie last night? That just have cost you a fortune?"

"No. I snuck in a bag of nuts and some carrot sticks."

"Great job Snack sneaker!"

by HTownfook January 5, 2020

MessY SnaCK

When a guy suck on a girls crack while shes shitting. and

Harry:hey John

John:hey

Harry:i Gave My girl a Messy Snack.

John: Whats That??

Harry: its WHen................................................................................................................................................................

John: AAAAWWWWWWWW WTFFFF!!!!!!! *throwing up*

by Kj_BlaNk June 21, 2010