Sloppy Bunny

A man motorboating a woman’s breasts after nutting on them.

Guy 1: Yo dude, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: That chick from last night let me Sloppy Bunny.
Guy 1: Sick man!

by LoeMoe August 1, 2019

sloppy rodny

its just like snowballing but with period blood.

homie#1: damn dude you breath smells like shit
homie#2: oh yeah, i did a sloppy rodny last night

by chocolate breast milk April 19, 2020

Sloppy Seconds

To get with a guy right after another girl does. Plain & Simple.

Jessie: "Jesus Christ, Why Is Maura Tryna Get With Evan, My Sloppy Seconds? WTF?"

by jessiesabbb December 19, 2018

Sloppy Squirrel

When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.

Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!

by RiggaToeknee October 20, 2020

sloppy sammi

When you get your friend a blowy joey from and nasty chick named Sammi/Sammy

We told Fox he was getting a sloppy sammi tonight

by Erusll August 31, 2017

Sloppy Grommit

The act of shoveling stale guacamole into the slots of your pungent armpits. Then running a marathon until the saucy mixture turns a brown, yellowish color and smells of almonds. Once this stage is achieved, the rotting guacamole is to be smeared into the eye sockets of a loved one.

Bill:"What did you get Susan for her birthday?"
Donnie: "It took me awhile to get it prepared, but I managed to give her a Sloppy Grommit, she returned the favor by taking a sweet dump across my chest."
Bill: " Sounds great! Im craving mexican food."

by SketchyBodayegs July 25, 2009

sloppy casserole

poop, menstruation, and jizz all combined on the chest of a lucky lady. A man shits, then a female menstruates, and the guy finishes off on the shitty menstruation. After, the guy and the lady who didn't get crapped on laugh at the woman on the ground with the sloppy casserole on her chest.

HAHAHAHAHA that chick has sloppy casserole all over her! HAHAHAHAHAHHAA!

by PooperInvader May 21, 2009