Sexy santa

A man that steals every ones girls and eats there ass in a bath tub and licks your mom all over every night
Sexy santa is sucking off you mom
by Peen nipple December 27, 2019
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santas grotto

The love dungeon in which Santa often takes the elves and people on the naughty list for BDSM related activities.
1) Heard some really lots screeching from Santas grotto last night.
2) Not sure if the snow was melting around Santas grotto but I saw some fluids seeping under the door this morning
3) You seen the Ho ho hoe's coming in and out of Santas grotto? Damn, they would make me cum more than once a year.
by SilentDefiner February 07, 2019
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affair with santa

when your friends nan has an affair with santa.
my nan had an affair with santa last night.
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Dirty Santa

When you're in the backseat of your car and you don't want to bust on your backseat. You bust in the palm of your hand then slap her on the face. Causing a white beard on her face.
Joey was banging his Hinge date in the backseat of his cars as he was about to bust he realized he didn't want to stain his seats. He then made the decision to conduct a Dirty Santa on his Hinge date and his seats remained clean.
by The new Nato February 27, 2024
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Dirty Santa

When you fart on a fruit mince pie and slap someone in the face with it
I gave Mathew a dirty santa for Christmas last year I hope he doesn't return the gift.
by BigDaddy$ September 04, 2017
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Jolly Santa

A sexual position in which the female sticks her ass in the air and the male, wearing a Santa Claus hat & beard, sits on top of the female and drops his testicles into her anus like Santa dropping his bag of toys down the chimney.
After a little too much eggnog, Sally was feeling frisky and asked Todd to leave on the hat & beard and give her a jolly santa.
by TotesMagotes42 December 23, 2013
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