Salty Slap Delight

When someone puts salt on a wet napkin then jizzes on it and slaps another person right in the mouth (Boca for spanish people)

Guy 1: "Oh man, i totally just SALTY SLAP DELIGHTED nunzio right in the fucking mouth!"

Guy 2: "Good he looks like tsimfuckis anyway."

by Jiffer McTimberwall September 29, 2011

salty jester

when you put your penis in a pringles salt and vinegar chip container.

"Ouch, this salty jester is very painful." -You

by saltyjester69 November 3, 2013

salty shipwreck

When you're having sex on a bed and before you cum, you throw your partner off the bed and cum on them.

"I gave her the salty shipwreck"! "what?" Yea, we we're romping on the bed and I felt a heated gizz coming on. So I pulled out, threw her overboard off the bed, then spewed on her."

That's the salty shipwreck

by montiggs November 23, 2013

salty mcgee

The saltiest individual in the entire world at any given time.

I've got about 12 metric tons of road salt in the barn - just call me Salty McGee!

by the Lovecraft December 9, 2013

salty secret

When you blindfold your partner before sex, and then tell them to open their mouth to get ready for a load, you put a salty treat in their mouth instead (chips, pretzels, etc.)

"I gave my girlfriend a pretty nice salty secret last night!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"

by Bick Steprelli March 1, 2014

Salty Beast

An individual that is walking hell. Usually hammered drunk.

John: Eww did you see that guy? Does he have rabies or something?

Rob: Yeah look at that Salty Beast.

by Chilluminati March 18, 2014

Salty Plow

A sexual position similar to the yoga "plow" position where the girl is laying on her back and her legs put so far back that her toes are touching the floor or bed above her head. To be a "salty" plow you can either ejaculate in your partner's vagina or in your partner's mouth.

Did you see that girl I left the party with? She's flexible. I gave her the Salty Plow.

by Wayne Carlos October 18, 2014