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A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
A deceptively fancy-sounding cocktail that promises elegance but tastes like regret in stilettos. Ingredients include 1 oz Andre sparkling wine, half a mini bottle of motel tequila, a splash of cranberry juice stolen from someone else’s drink, and a melted ice cube from last night’s cooler. Served in a champagne flute… or an ashtray, dealer’s choice.
Optional garnish: An “I Love Texas” straw with cheap red lipstick on it.
Typically ordered loudly, at an inappropriate time, while slurring something about “how things used to be.”
“She kicked off the day as usual, with three Sara Royales and a story about how she used to be an athlete in High School—it was 10 a.m.”
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Eww, what a faggy band. I can’t believe thousands of disturbed disaffected teenagers around the world listen to this garbage band. It’s poisoning their minds. Their music is utterly disgusting and atrocious. Clearly the people that like or listen to this god awful band are talentless miserable losers who will never amount to anything in their lives. See: lost cause
This band speaks for the disaffected but talentless thousands; It’s no wonder these days disturbed teenagers around the world carry the lyrics of this band clutched tightly to their chests.
This band is just another one of those hypocritical unoriginal, lame-ass, anti-establishment, counter culture, hyper schlocky dime a dozen punk rock/indie/underground “anti-establishment” cookie cutter bands.
Many Gen Z’ers think that this band is good music, when in reality it is nothing more than rehashed 1976 Punk rock. Only more watered-down and radio friendly, and less creative.
(Are people these days THAT stupid? Sigh… I guess they are.)
This band speaks for the disaffected but talentless thousands; It’s no wonder these days disturbed teenagers around the world carry the lyrics of this band clutched tightly to their chests.
This band is just another one of those hypocritical unoriginal, lame-ass, anti-establishment, counter culture, hyper schlocky dime a dozen punk rock/indie/underground “anti-establishment” cookie cutter bands.
Many Gen Z’ers think that this band is good music, when in reality it is nothing more than rehashed 1976 Punk rock. Only more watered-down and radio friendly, and less creative.
(Are people these days THAT stupid? Sigh… I guess they are.)
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did you see jayden rubio and diego luna have a cum royale last night?
did you see jayden rubio and diego luna have a cum royale last night?
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Get the royal brain mug.Young Royals is a Swedish teen drama romance streaming television series on Netflix. Set at the fictional elite boarding school Hillerska, the plot primarily follows the fictional Prince Wilhelm of Sweden (Edvin Ryding), his romance with fellow male student Simon Eriksson (Omar Rudberg), and the drama which results.1
The show was created by Lisa Ambjörn, Lars Beckung, and Camilla Holter, and premiered on 1 July 2021. On 22 September 2021, the series was renewed for a second season, which was released on 1 November 2022.23 In December 2022, the series was renewed for a third and final season.Such an amazing show)
The show was created by Lisa Ambjörn, Lars Beckung, and Camilla Holter, and premiered on 1 July 2021. On 22 September 2021, the series was renewed for a second season, which was released on 1 November 2022.23 In December 2022, the series was renewed for a third and final season.Such an amazing show)
“Hey have you seen that show called young royals?”
“THAT SHOWS SO AMAKZJFNFMKNWNWMAMAABRKEKEKEJEKRNANABA BARKRKRK I LOVE THAT SHOW SO MUCH IF YOU TALK BAD ABOUT IT WE FIGHT RAGH”
“THAT SHOWS SO AMAKZJFNFMKNWNWMAMAABRKEKEKEJEKRNANABA BARKRKRK I LOVE THAT SHOW SO MUCH IF YOU TALK BAD ABOUT IT WE FIGHT RAGH”
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