Roberto

A "Roberto" is slang for any infection incurred from sexual practice. This includes STD's, as well as infections from contact with fecal matter, from example.

"Had an awesome time with that chick last week but I ended up with a Roberto".

by Nantucket Tuck October 20, 2009

Robbed

When a cell phone video is taken of you without your knowledge, during a drunken stupor.

1) You: Dude did you see that video of Chris from last night? He was ski dancing hard!

Friend: Damn he got robbed!

by J-Cru December 2, 2013

robeet

Very very stupid and can't do shit right

That dog is robeet

by Gdidbjdjd December 18, 2017

robertish

A language spoken by a true retard, that cannot be accomplished unless you are missing chromosomes. Only can be translated by a genuine and native Indian.

“Damn is he speaking in Robertish? I wish I can do that.”

by OOALEA18 February 25, 2018

Robert

A special type of human species that revolves around buying wooden ladies. Diagnosed with salt-syndrome. Continues to deny, but actually has an Indian wife while cheating with a lady in a storage unit.

Guy: Dude, why are you so salty? It was just a new Symmetra rework.
Guy 2: Nah, it's okay, he is just being a Robert.

by TheOneAndOnlyRobot July 16, 2018

Robert

Bitchass nigga who can’t get a hold of himself constantly crashing into problems and leaving them unsolved like a pussy

guy 1: Who that new kid

guy 2: he look like a bum

guy 1: must be a robert

by TUM0RT1CKL3R July 28, 2018

Robert

A very loud and often balding man.
With a schlong like a raisin.
Due to his tall stature his balding is very well hidden, it becomes evident when he’s on his knees groveling for forgiveness as he so often does.
Robert loves the party dingos and nose beers

Geez Robert is as loud as a foghorn

Roberts jaw is swinging like the gates of hell

by ChrisA789 November 17, 2018