Pork Rub

Someone or something Anti Casual, with a problem eating pork and a yapping problem....and probably your nickname in highschool.

"Looks like good ol pork rub is coming to Christmas this year, what should we get her?"

"Redbull and ham!"

by Jrflash2005 December 16, 2024

rub-a-dub dump

When you jerk off while taking a dump.

Jay stopped playing GTA to take a rub-a-dub dump

by JackNero December 13, 2017

State park rubbing

It's the state park clit! Not many know where it is but when you find it someone is happy.

Hey I found the spot for the state park rubbing!

by State park lover November 16, 2023

Cock rub

Noun. The act of rubbing ones peepee. Like a handjob... but way better.

Yea so last night was awesome; Kelly game me an over the pants cock rub.

by Johnny Cockboy October 25, 2017

rage rub

When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.

Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.

by AssontheGrass October 02, 2018

dirty south rub n tug

Standing counter posed invert grippping partners package while wiggling a wondering thumb.

I should of known when I asked my adventurous partner for a handjob I'd get a dirty south rub n tug.

by K88land January 23, 2025

Rub it out

To cancel a previous request. The phrase is often used in line work.

“Hey, toss me up a few staples…wait, rub it out, the apprentice found some.”

by fatpromdate August 17, 2021