broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.

Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.

by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

Nature Pecko

Someone who craves wild and crazy adventures.

Nature pecko

by Surfer19 July 19, 2016

DUSTY PECKERCORN

When you get a corn on your pecker and no one will fuck you because of it.

Yeah man, I haven't gotten any pussy because of my "Dusty Peckercorn"?

by JohnsonSwellz June 17, 2016

faux pecks

Man boobs. Where everything drops after the age of 35...

I have faux pecks and Sean has pecks, like everyone else in South Tampa.

I need to go to the gym and bench press so I can get rid of my faux pecks.

by Miss Post, Real pecks John January 25, 2016

tree-pecker

(n.) Someone who, when they hug you from behind, always has a boner touching your back.

Ew, that kid is a tree-pecker.

by swagchampsonthree March 27, 2016

mini pecker

A penis that isn't very large

Nathan: My friend Horro9cks apparently has a two inch terror.
Olly: Nah I heard it was more a mini pecker

by GangstarRhymes July 7, 2016

Connor Pecker

The reason people kill themselves and why people have bad days.

Tom was being a real Connor Pecker today.

by Day ruiner August 31, 2016