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Scrotum Pole

Tote your scrotums wherever you totem.
"Dude, like 25 beast-like plumbers with butt-crack-itis just totally did a magical Indian rain dance around my filthy rug-burnt scrotum pole!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 9, 2023
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Afrikaans pole maintenance

Where someone cuts a ceiling fan in half while the lights are off.
by Qi_87 April 21, 2023
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SCROTUM POLE

What a woman sees when three or more sexual partners penis or penis replacements are stacked shortest to longest before penetration occurs. The view will resemble penis head, on top of penis head, on top of penis head, and so on and so forth if attempting more.
Also can be viewed in the same manner in oral situations. This is not limited to women just being the recipiant in the oral view.
Person 1
Me, Bryan and Timmy gave Mary her first view of a Scrotum Pole.
Person 2
It's Bryan, Timmy, and I ....
Person 1

Hey fellas, looks like we got another english major wanting to take her turn on the scrotum pole!
by Chuck U Farlie May 12, 2023
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Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.
"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"
by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022
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pole jocker

When jose dick rides and doesn’t get off my pole
Look at jose being a pole jocker again.
by Hahaha_OW January 7, 2023
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sucker pole

Where an enterprising bike thief has removed bolts securing a pole to the bottom, but kept the pole for the cyclist to lock up to...like a sucker.
Always make sure you're not locking to a sucker pole!
by NigelM November 30, 2018
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South pole freeze

the act of punching the testicles during a blowjob
I thought i was in love untill she gave me a south pole freeze.
by swooooooooooooosh December 3, 2018
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