pink pineapple 

When you take a shit so hard that your asshole turns inside out, and rips your ass lining so its jagged like a pink pineapple.

Guy #1- Yo bro I took such a hard shit yesterday.
Guy #2- How bad man?
Guy #1- Like Pink Pineapple Bad...
Guy #2- Ouch...

pink pineapple by Pandapig1 January 2, 2014

brazilian pineapple shove 

The practice of inserting up to five pineapples filled with oozing yogurt up a brazilian whores vagina then shove your dick into the whole of one of the pineapples until you excrete, then make her eat the pineapple, then have her throw up into your ass

dude
she wanted to brazilian pineapple shove
i'd rather blow a chameleon

brazilian pineapple shove by foooswagga February 9, 2010

Norwegian Pineapple 

It's when you cut the top off of a pineapple, put it on your dick and then insert it into a girl's vagina. Note: She must first be warmed up with an Appaloosa Apricot (Covering your balls in apricot jelly and then dipping them into a girl's vagina)

Husband - "Sweetie, would you like a Norwegian Pineapple?"
Wife - "Sure honey, get out the apricot jelly first"

Norwegian Pineapple by Trumeteer August 3, 2009

A Pineapple 

-A Pineapple is an ex you really hate or despise after breaking up with them.
-Sometimes used to describe someone that is seemingly sweet but prickly on the outside.

Genny: Did you hear Kristin and Claire broke up last night?
Galeela: Yeah! I heard Kristin called Claire a Pineapple!
Genny: Omg, I never thought Claire was so prickly!

A Pineapple by KYS-U-HOMOPHOBIC-BITCH November 17, 2016

[Rusty Pineapple] 

After a female as lightly excreted feces on her partner's genitalia, she strokes the scrotum in a petting like fashion. To make this a Rusty Pineapple though, there must be a "five o'clock shadow" on the scrotum, to create a pineapple-ish effect.

The fetus baby said that he smelled a Rusty Pineapple in the vicinity.

"DUDE. I got a Rusty Pineapple last night and now I feel violated"

[Rusty Pineapple] by rusty pineapple February 4, 2009

Slushy Pineapple 

The act of cutting out a whole in a pineapple. Having sex with it. Finishing inside the pineapple. Then taking a fork/knife and slushing it all together. Sweet yet salty. The ONLY problem with this drink is that after about 10 you have to get your stomach pumped.

I'm very thirsty, would you mind making me a slushy pineapple?

Slushy Pineapple by D-rok 817 January 12, 2011

Daffy Pineapple 

When two individuals participate in a Daffy Pineapple, they insert a bendy straw into their anus'. one end goes in each of them and they participate in a game of tag where they release gas back and forth creating a vortex of fumes inside the straw. then they remove it from their anus' and in turn, suck both ends of the straws at the same time.

My friends Steve and Jerry had a hardcore Daffy Pineapple Fest last Friday.

Daffy Pineapple by Wiener Dookie March 11, 2011