Perfect Stranger

When someone sits on their hand long enough to make it go numb and then jerks you off.

If my date doesn’t put out tonight, I can always visit my upstairs neighbor for a quick Perfect Stranger.

by edd_bruh June 7, 2018

the perfect storm

When an individual sits down on the toilet and anticipates a "no wipe" condition. In doing so they flush the toilet as the bowl exits the colon and in a brief maneuver they stand up and exit the room, often in the amount of time it takes just to just take a leak.

Shit man that was fast!!! Dude I had the perfect storm....yea I just dropped one...NO WAY

by Surf Taco January 18, 2010

miss perfect patty

Someone who people try to pick on and bring them down because they "seem" perfect(good grades, boyfriend, gorgeous, great sense of style) but in reality the person goes through a lot of bullshit and people make it worse

Wow she's miss perfect patty

by miss perfect patty December 27, 2016

Beyond perfect

Someone who is too damn perfect she's a goddess

Liyana is beyond perfect and she defines it.

by mwabws May 19, 2018

Perfect Crime

Pooping in the work bathroom stalls without anyone realising it was you.

Someone came in to pee while I was pooping at work yesterday, so I stall stalled until he left. Perfect crime!

by awdammit May 30, 2012

perfect poop

wen the poop comes out the poop has to have no poop juice and u dont have to wipe.
And in a strait line

Yo mike,i pooped a perfect poop in this girls mouth,and then she poop in mine mouth.

by adam poop March 21, 2008

Perfect Storm

When, while puking from intoxication, you lose control of your bodily functions and end up peeing and shitting yourself while you continue to puke your guts out. Every primary orifice is accounted for (crying is optional).

Man, last night Dave was puking when I realized he was shitting himself and pissing his pants at the SAME TIME. It was a perfect storm.

by darkdaven December 27, 2007