Scat packing

When performing anal sex on your partner when they have diarrhea.

Last night I was scat packing my girl and we made a mess.

by Los vader November 29, 2022

packing guts

having rough intercourse with a woman or man

I asked Justin's big black boyfriend what they did last night and he said we was packing guts

by cornholio muchacho July 30, 2008

South Parking

Consuming a substance, of any type, through the colon, as an alternative to oral consumption.

My friend tried South Parking a gram of hash, and he's had the munchies for three days....

by uniquedigestion December 1, 2009

Water Packing

The act of putting your bare asshole up to a hot tub water jet so the water sprays into your crack and packs your shit. You will then have the shits for the next week, or day.

Ted: That felt amazing.
Walter: What?
Ted: I just water packed.
Walter: You went water packing?
Ted: Yes.

by Mark Merno October 22, 2011

asian parking lot syndrome

When Lisa and a bunch of her Asian friends stand around chit chatting while they decide what they want to do next

Lisa says that we are experiencing Asian Parking Lot Syndrome. Does anyone else know what she is talking about?

by jakattack April 14, 2014

Packing my bag

Having sex with one's woman. A bag being English slang for a woman.

Hey Jim, you look rough this morning. Did you have a late night?
Yeah, I was packing my bag 'til 2 am.

by Barnsider March 21, 2008

Parking In Iowa

When a parking lot is empty or nearly empty and one chooses to park a great distance away from the store on purpose, effectively placing themselves in parking limbo. This can be done for a number of reasons, including wanting privacy and not having the decency to go home and looking like a total douche.

Last night the parking lot was empty, so I decided that parking in Iowa was a good idea.

by Aniburger November 22, 2010