Zera manera flera pandera

This girl can't be described with words. She's just incredible. She'd doubt herself way to much, even though everybody loves her and what she does. She's a wild party mouse and fiestas without her really don't make any sense. I know that all the boys that see her like her, they're just too shy to speak to her because she's just way too gorgeous for any of them. I mean, tell me one thing Zera can't do. She's so incredible talented in sports, art, her music taste is unreal, she skates but is so incredibly cool there's no need for anybody to know that, which is the reason she never told her friends. But what I most love about her, is the way she makes people feel. No matter in which situation in your live you are, Zera listens, gives you the advice you need, tells you what you wanted to hear and needed to hear or just says nothing, when there's nothing to say. She'd never interrupt you, and if she does she'd apologise a thousand times. She makes you feel valued and loved and gives me personally the biggest confidence. Walking around with her is always super fun and super cool. No matter if you've mutaches drawn on your face and you're walking through Munich or cariing your bike through your whole town.

She's adventurous, crazy, funny and freakin' beautiful inside and outside.

~lora♡

- Dude, I can't breath!
- OMG, what happend?
- Do you see the girl on the other side of the street?

*turns around *
Both died.

Cause of death: Zera manera flera pandera too away their breath .

by laulaulautschi February 19, 2022

The Good Pandemic

how can this happen well let me explain and don't get mad brace your self. let's see you watch a lot of good tv shows and you hate the off time in between seasons and years and you decide to wait until it's all done so you can watch it all back to back in a day or so . right? let's say everyone start doing that because they love you for it and all these good shows get cancel because they don't have good ratings or whatever keeps it going because you waiting for all the shows to get done even so you can fast forward all the commercials or buy the dvd or blue ray collection or etc.

The Good Pandemic....but the world only knows what a epidemic is right? what if we had a horrible pandemic it's over for everyone. The good thing about a the Good Pandemic is that it wouldn't happen if you was all alone but you had to be a true hero didn't you Son? yes FATHER GOD i said...i am sorry will i understand when i grow up one day my FATHER GOD as i kneel respectfully before my LORD AND KING AND SAVIOR the only of his Kind who is ABSOLUTE PERFECT AND ABSOLUTEY PERFECTLY VIRTUOUS! AMEN!

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022

D0n@LD +rumq pandemic

This is so toxic viral it can’t really be spelled out in any language without breaking. But this is what you call someone who get so toxic , intoxicating, venomous and poisonous from many different strands of hiv and other sexual transmitted disease that their breath it self is contagious and doesn’t die out and their fats and it kills everyone around her way faster than their self because their body had time to build up the immunities to last longer. So it’s more like a zombie . A person about to die and can’t be saved. Dead man walking. As the expression says.

D0n@LD +rumq Pandemic is hard to quarantine and can’t handle transporting them or studying them nothing can protect against them. Even burning them alive only stops it from keep spreading but the smoke goes on to spread forever but they kept keep making more fart gas or breath that’s contagious. Hardly anyone loves to tell about it. One person saw it go down on live video footage.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 11, 2022

Popping The Balloon of Pandemonium

Blowing into a vagina while performing oral sex filling it up like a balloon then pushing down with both hands on the lower abdomen to quickly (and loudly) release the air.

If you really want to see how cool she is you should try popping the balloon of pandemonium

by CatFocks August 4, 2022

PG-13 Pander

When a movie that has mature source material or had previous movies meant for mature audiences by having an "R" rating. To then be dumbed down to a "PG-13" rating in order to pander to a larger audience of teens and tweens, while excluding the actual audience of fans that want the movie to be rated as its source material or previous movie ratings intended. This move is solely used to make a mature property more profitable as a movie, but usually does the opposite since they lost their actual audience's wallets trying to create their own intended audience.

" I cant believe they made super evil spider clowns 2 PG-13 even though the previous one rated R. I'm sick of the PG-13 Pander."

by Globinboopin October 7, 2024

global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025