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the perfect boyfriend

He will always be there for you no matter how big or small the situation is. He is sweet and caring and doesn’t care about anything, but you. He is the definition of amazing. He will make you feel like you are the only person that matters to him and him only. He will cherish everything about you. He will be loyal to you no matter what, because at the end of the day, he’s the one who loves you. He’s that one guy that every girl wants in a romance movie. He’s the one guy you will just look at and and say to your self “wow he really is the one”.
Sharon: “ oh my gosh he’s so sweet he’s literally like the perfect boyfriend

Girlfriend: “ yeah that’s my boyfriend right there.”
by glossy understatement July 17, 2019
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perfectly balanced

Thanos: “When I’m done, half of humanity will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.”
by PolitikZWithAZ June 14, 2018
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little miss perfect

A girl that always gets her way, usually rich and snobby. Only cares about herself. Doesn't care about anyone but herself, has the most perfect life EVER!! Also is a old tv show
little miss perfect little miss perfect; adj/noun LITTLE MISS PERFECT ALWAYS GETS HER WAS.
by Jellybean126 February 25, 2014
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perforation

1. when a male subjects his penis into a women, or mans colon, and appylies so much force that he penetrates the stomach. The penis must be of great size. This often can result in critical injury or most likely death.

2. The ultimate ownage.
Dude, frankie got perforation of the colon when he had the horse fuck him anally.
Dude then franky got owned!
by Josh Rivera June 11, 2006
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Wack the Earth into perfection

When terraforming in RPG maker's, you make the terrain so good you are "Wacking" it into perfection
Jim was doing so well at making terrain in our RPG maker he Wack the Earth into perfection
by vidmaster121 July 30, 2012
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Perfection

Perfect, Perfection, the act of being flawless, without errors. No person or thing can be perfect in every sense to every person, but they can often be seen as perfect by one or more person(s).
Nicole F. is absolutely perfect. Between her amazing good looks, her intelligence, her good-naturedness, her sense of humor and good taste, and her attention to perfection, she is definitely the perfect girl.
by JoshJA January 20, 2007
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The Perfect Dick

The Perfect Dick is an 8", 6 1/4 diameter, circumcised high & tight, with a beautiful strawberry head that blows a big load when it has a cumgasm.
I think Matt has The Perfect Dick -- probably because it looks identical to mine!
by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020
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