Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the one and only gorgeous Edward Cullen from Twilight and the hearthrob Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter. He looks fabulous during both of these movies, and yet, whenever you see him in the real world he is unshaven and it looks like he has just gotten out of bed. He's trying to pull off the tough guy look, and it doesn't suit him in the slightest way! He doesn't need to try so hard, because it looks crappy and he doesn't need help with girls anyway.Trust me, probably every girl in america has heard of him and at least one half want to marry him. He is still so sexy, but he could go far with combing his hair before going out in public. I am a HUGE fan of both Harry Potter and the Twilight Series, so just know that Robert is HOT, but he always looks like he just came out of a hangover.

Why can't gorgeous Robert Pattinson look like Edward Cullen or Cedric Diggory? Is it his crapped hair or the way he always looks mad?

by TwilightLover09 March 22, 2009

Patty Mayonaise

A sexual maneuver performed by slapping the ass of one's sexual partner and then placing two fingers quickly, yet gently, within his/her vagina.

Patty=slap
Mayonaise=insertion

Skeeter attempted to give BeeBee a "Patty Mayonaise" but her dad walked in and kicked him out of Bluffington. I guess Skeeter will settle for a Patty. He is blue.

by jizzy joe August 8, 2007

Patterned

Patterned is another word for beaten up or banged up

1 - aye g this neeks gonna get patterned tomo after school

2 - safe sn g

by d207 April 1, 2019

Patty

A massive cunt with a tiny head and funny face. Likes to think shes prettier than other girls and talk shit about them out of jealousy. Patty also has fake tits and her body is shaped like the letter P, perfect for a punk ass bitch.

Wow have you seen Patty? She looks like a factory defect barbie doll.

by free69dagoat June 12, 2019

Patty

Patty is a very creepy person you want to stay far away from in order to maintain your social status in school or in public. He will cramp your style at any chance so stay wary... also around girls he can be very creepy such as the famous hammock incident of September 2019. Patty is not a social animal and is very very quite. But, when he does speak he is so fucking annoying uggghh!

Other variations of word include the infamous:
Paaaetrick -(used by his mother)
Pppaaattty- (used by his supposed ‘friends’)

Hey, don’t be such a patty!

by Coonigga April 1, 2020

Patty

A word used as a euphamism for lesbianism, often used between friends in a passive and friendly nature. Continually used by single heterosexual friends between each other. Also comically used through the medium of song between close friends high on Ben and Jerry's

God, we are such patty's

We will die as patty's

*sings* Im coming out, i want the world to know, im patty the lesbo...

by Divaaar November 15, 2006

patty

patty.{the epitome of angst}
a so called slang term for saying somebody is full of vulgar unessacary pain and emotional termoil.usually of a immature nature.
age group.
12-16

"shit son, that girl is crying her eyes out while listening to hardcore southern rock, shes such a patty"

by brandi le' November 13, 2007