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Philadelphia Pancake

1) Sexual position wherein both male and female are laying back facing each other, either in a scissor position or the females legs bent over the males. The penis must be semi-flaccid to bend properly when inserted into the vagina. The thrusting comes from a rapid succession of punches that contact the base of the penis and may even incorporate grazing of the vulva.

2) how you'd picture two paraplegics going at it

3) see Hawaiian handshake Philadelphia Fist bump
"We were so beat after bangin' all afternoon all we could do was the Philadelphia Pancake... Laziest shit I've ever done but damn was it good"
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Crusty pancake 

noun: when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, touch bellies and fall asleep together.
Guy 1: "My girl and I made a crusty pancake last night."
Guy 2: "Nice."
Crusty pancake by McCalzone September 3, 2020

Norwegian Pancake 

When an person takes a shit out of a second story window because a roommate is using the bathroom, and the poop hits the concrete like a pancake.
You know that guy Matt? I heard he did a Norwegian Pancake.

Burnt Pancake 

The name given to a flow of liquefied faeces that escapes a woman's reactum and settles onto a mattress. The burnt pancake is created after partaking in furiously hard and fast anal sex with a long rod, that withdraws at the point of her orgasm. The faecal matter flows out spreads to settle on the mattress resembling a burnt pancake as it dries.
His long rod pummeled her backdoor and just as her body started to shake he withdrew with perfect timing and served up a perfectly formed burnt pancake on the mattress
Burnt Pancake by Baz L September 9, 2022

blue pancake 

a thing i ate one time
damn that blue pancake was good
blue pancake by penissex91037 August 6, 2023

Cowboy Pancake 

Smacking a girl’s ass in-between penetration while wearing a cowboy hat at sundown.
“Damn we made a nice cowboy pancake right there”

Her: “I’m hungry for a cowboy pancake feed me”

Him: “we have to wait for sundown, you know the cowboy rules”

jelly spider pancake 

When you break every single bone in somebodies body.
"If you so much as leave a scratch on my wife I will break every single one of your bones till you are nothing but a jelly spider pancake"