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team sad

the spectacular, flip flop disasters and beer, this team can take it all...
em and ellie, go us we totally rule bring on the chaos
by ellie March 2, 2005
mugGet the team sadmug.

team morningwood

Girls who use their mouths to take care of their boyfriends or husbands with morningwood
I did my duty for Team Morningwood and sucked Billy's cock when I woke up this morning.
by Billy D. Williams December 13, 2007
mugGet the team morningwoodmug.

Team X

A group of select people.

One is classified as team X material when they have completed something badass or extreme.

When one does something worthy a pre-existing team X member will induct them by saying the simple phrase "team X" and the official sign of an x made by the forearms of the inducted and inductee will be made.
When inducted one is an example of pure badassness, therefore induction of new members should not be earned by unworthy actions or for no reason.
"Nice buzzer beater man, we got the championship" "Team X"
"Man what is that?"
"A title for all the worthy badasses"
by J-man aka Mowgli April 21, 2010
mugGet the Team Xmug.

team douschebag

total tools for have no authority to call others tools.
hey, matt just called harry a tool. dude he pulled a team douschebag
by dramageek December 10, 2007
mugGet the team douschebagmug.

Team Leader

A ridiculously dedicated and talented individual who consistently ignores their own wants/needs, juggles multiple priorities and keeps their team hyper-motivated.

A serious badass who may go without recognition (or sleep) for extended periods of time.

Team Leaders are highly trustworthy. They have everyone's respect, make good bank and earn every penny of it.
My team leader is seriously legit. I would run through a brick wall for that guy!
by highlanddesign October 3, 2021
mugGet the Team Leadermug.

The Nub Team

The Nub Team is a way to describe every Dota 2 team composition ever. The following is the usual team composition.

Your Team:

You: doing decently good, sorta bad, or absolutely amazing, depending on your skill level.

Spanish person: read below.

The Cocky: varies per team, but usually one per team. has some KDR like "10/2/0" and killsteals from everyone in the game. They blame you/The Support while ignoring The Noob

The Noob: usually has some KDR like "0/13/5" but ends up never being spoken of by The Cocky as bad, likely because of being friend/in cahoots with them.

The Supporter: usually has some KDR like "2/7/31" and gets yelled at alot by The Cocky for having a bad KDR (though The Cocky always ignores assists) but is still there doing most of the work helping the rest of the team win.

Their team:

Spanish Person: TODOS RATAS REPORT (your name here)

The Spammy: This person is the Their team equivilant of The Cocky. They usually choose a very cheap hero like Sniper, Axe, or Phantom Assasin. Nuff said.

The Rat: This person always is being a rat (rat is a term used to refer acting like a rat: carefully nibbling away tiny bits of structures, and running away at the first sign of danger.) who usually plays as Spirit Breaker.

The Stalker: you are unlucky if you find this guy, usually with a KDR like "7/3/5" and always following you whichever lane you go on.

SNIPER: this person only plays as sniper. Watch out, they will always 1 hit kill you. Because they play as sniper.
Im really tired of being on The Nub Team. :(
I got put with The Nub Team again.
How do i stop being on The Nub Team?
by chisseled diving board April 6, 2017
mugGet the The Nub Teammug.

team ranger

A team for people who hate team Edward and team Jacob with a passion. wear lots of camouflage and are quite silent and will verbally attack any of the two teams with a intelligent argument at risk of bodily harm to themselves
team ranger was created to combat the stupidity of teams Edward and Jacob at their own risk for the betterment of others
by two five actual January 5, 2011
mugGet the team rangermug.

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