Table

THE BIGGEST BONER EVER

look at him he has a table.

by BIGTABLEMAN October 5, 2021

Table Sprite

Sprite that is super flat because some asshole left their sprite open and left it on the table without drinking but a few sips

Dude why are you drinking table sprite, when there is a new one right here

by MoneyWay November 24, 2019

table

table is really the word cat in spanish, it’s true.

“Let’s adopt a cat (table).”

by lulu_1521 February 2, 2023

Fucking table slut

My "friends" let's call them Gabby, Emily, Shay, and Jori

My friends are fucking table sluts

by Yourfuckingtableslutmkm May 27, 2016

Table Licker

Phrase referring to someone so unable to refuse a dare, they are willing to do anything, including licking a dirty bar table

Don’t dare her to do that. She is such a table licker she might actually do it.

by HERX44 November 27, 2020

Communal Table

The Communal Table is a group that was founded in September 2017. Communal means the group is open to anyone that wants to join. The communal table will continue to expand its group.

The communal table group wants all the clout.

by Superduper_mak June 26, 2018

On Periodic Tables

Basically just a twist to the phrase “Period (girl, queen, etc.)”: A slang term used by ghetto girls or gay/zesty men to show approval for an action made by another, like a verbal applause in other words.

Jessica: Vanessa, were you talking shit?!
Vanessa: OMG no I wasn’t!!
Jessica: Lying ass hoe!! *Slaps Vanessa’s face*
Emma: Oop, and that’s on periodic tables!!

by Just call me Geto’s wifey fr💍 May 12, 2025