Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.

"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."

by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020

Shit on the marble

There is a trouble waiting ahead, and you know it's almost happening. It is common phrase used by American expats living in Europe.

When caught on camera cheating with another girl, Christopher knew there was shit on the marble.

by Sunlightfromthecandle August 9, 2018

Shit and Tell

The act of taking a crap, photographing it, and sending it to your friends. It can be considered a game, yet many just do it as a little joke.

Damn, Frank has a whole folder dedicated to shit pics! He must do a lot of Shit and Tell!

There was blood in my shit, I ought' to do some Shit and Tell with my doctor!

by Franchino May 24, 2017

Shit Heroes

Those superheroes of excretion who have proven themselves to be the true masters of the poop world.

Although I’ve passed a few monsters myself, I cannot compete with the ultra-humongous, knock-down stinking turd mountains excreted by the Shit Heroes.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Shit Head

An absolute asshat that you can't deal with. A fuckin pain. A real fuck face. The worst asshole mc piss pants you can imagine.

Jaron Lawrence was being a real shit head to Troy Harwell over PlayStation 4™️ just because he plays games more than him and gets mad when Troy Harwell messes around a tiny bit and fucks him in the ass making him the biggest shit head around

by TroyRex1066 February 21, 2019

clean shit

To shit without needing to wipe

John had just experienced the greatest clean shit ever, he just new he wouldn't have to wipe his ase

by howard1976 June 5, 2014

real shit

A piece of news or factual information that is not only considered 100% correct, but also societally relevant. Sometimes in memes, for ironic effect, the relevance scale for something considered to be "real shit" is reversed. Opposite of bullshit.

Person 1: Hey yo, Shrek 5 is bein' released in 2019
Person 2: Man, that's some real shit.

by W0k3 April 25, 2017