Oiling the snake

The act of lubing one's penis for manual stimulation or sexual intercourse.

I don't like to jerk off dry so I'm oiling the snake.

by CallMeBB November 24, 2024

Oil Whore

A political leader or public official who is clearly in the pocket of Big Oil.

"Wow, Justin Trudeau is a real Oil Whore."
Or, "OMG, Notley is one bat shit crazy Oil Whore."

by Tommy Honest May 31, 2018

Olibs oils

A super cool guy, everyone likes him, he is very hot and strong

Did you see olibs oils? He makes me nut

by Gorilla Is Epic May 12, 2021

Olive Oil Cake

Not to be confused with Olive Cake. The best cake with the worst name.

How is the olive oil cake so good? Fire the marketing team who named this.

by IBeleiveinHarveyDent May 03, 2022

Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest gyat ever covered in oil.

Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!

by EvanOiledUp April 09, 2024

Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT known to man covered in oil.

Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up?
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!

by EvanOiledUp April 09, 2024

Oil Spill

When a man farts, cums, and instantly falls dead asleep

“Ugh, John Oil Spilled on me last night and I couldn’t push him off! It smelled so bad… I think he may have shit himself!”

by 2ofDiamonds June 20, 2023